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Fast Demotivational Poster

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.

TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


TAGS: iceman they grow so fast
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - April 22, 2011, 5:42 pm
Milk is good food.

THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !

TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...

FAST 1 - Because The Third Time Is The Charm


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT


TAGS: stormtroppers for breakfast wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 7:16 pm
Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's
Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:57 pm
any 5tar wars refernce gets 5 from me


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.

JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.

TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.

CUP O' PUPPIES - Just Add Hot Water Stir And Enjoy!

EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast

TAGS: fast emo train
Rating: 2.83/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 3:41 pm
Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm
I hope the train goes slow. When they go fast the sound will drown out the screaming.
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:49 pm
although its true that the idea is overused, its not a terrible poster.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:58 pm
nice idea, but this 'emo-thing' is overused, sorry

Burger King -

TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.

Breakfast cereal -

TAGS: cereal breakfast cannibals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:49 am
Who, me? (innocent look on my face, not quite pulling it off)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:16 pm
Lol! VERY messed up.
mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:06 am
Very funny Cynic! The one that the arrow is pointing at looks like its about to start nibbling on itself!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!!!!!


TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast


TAGS: breakfast death perfect
Rating: 4.91/5

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Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:01 am
There are an astounding 22 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....
Sound - January 29, 2011, 8:01 pm
i lol'ed
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 2:47 pm
LOL Someone put too much thought into this one
Reality Lord - January 28, 2011, 8:38 pm

so damn good!


TAGS: fixing women errors fast mariand
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - October 29, 2014, 3:20 am
not only that I've corrected the error in picture, but even the poster I've made it in photoshop...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2014, 2:58 am
An old joke with a 21st century twist; its so bad, yet so good! 5L
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:24 am
yeah... but we can't ignore the root of men mistakes...lol
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:31 pm
men make mistakes too
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:48 am

lol5 :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:11 pm
Yes, this is funny indeed... But in her revenge men... you neglected to put her in sweat pants and oversized sweat pants with an oversized t-shirt on (with baby sputum on it).
Greeny - January 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
now that's funny
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
Lol I don't know why this is funny, but it is. 5l now go make me a sammitch'!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 6:03 pm
see this is g55d
mariand - January 30, 2012, 6:01 pm
next frame 134205 on MAD...hehehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
Yeah, I'm not seeing a panini maker or George Foreman grill....I'm getting nervous.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:49 pm
haha, shouldn't there be bread on that counter. 5L's
mariand - January 30, 2012, 4:38 pm
lol...it's coming, it's coming
Vinxman - January 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
Where's the sammich?


TAGS: fast car nice woman
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:11 pm
Another 5Ls for Face. Great job.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
And after you're broke, you pass it off to the next eager sucker with a fat bank account.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Don't forget - costs more to enjoy and maintain than you make in a year.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm
A good solid pop start always works best, imo
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 4:26 pm
does it start with just a twist of the fingers?
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
do either one of them turn over for you? 5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
This pic had been burning a whole in my fodder folder for a while now.
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
oh, why did you have to do that to me

ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick

TAGS: say that 10 times fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am
a.k.a. woomera

LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!


PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
Damn straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 28, 2013, 4:27 pm

I'll take a dozen of those, with 5L coffees, to go. :)


TAGS: they grow up too fast
Rating: 4.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:26 pm
No more vans....1 van is too many vans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
I was gonna say....she's grown out of your lap...and into mine.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The great fear is that she abandons your lap for lap dancing.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm

I know, after all she did steal the "free candy" van.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
What?.....she was clearly asking for it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:19 pm

leave the neighbors kid alone...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
me too....
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:06 pm

I think I need to go hug my daughter
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Too true. My daughter is seven right now, and she's telling me how badly she wants to be in the Air Force.

SUMMER IS HERE - Bet you're regretting your winter diet of Fast-Food.


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.

BREAKFAST - Is Watching You Masturbate. Sicko.

TAGS: breakfast watch masturbate
Rating: 1.79/5

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Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:02 pm
That looks good.
RnR - August 4, 2008, 10:52 am
that aint breakfast! breakfast also includes fried eggs, and bacon, and kippers, and bacon, and baked beans, and bacon and hashes and toast and bacon and gallons of coffee/tea and orance juice. And did i mention bacon?
Sean - May 11, 2008, 2:03 am
I hate when that happens. Five foofy poodles from me. Good show -- but I don't mean what your breakfast saw the other day. That was downright rude.

THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!

I'M LOVING IT! - Today's special: Weedburger


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.

PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.

TAGS: elevator push button faster
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
Can't prove it to humans.
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:47 pm
Wow, you can feel it through the interweb!?
MPsniper - December 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
the call command is only sent on the initial button press. any more presses after that do nothing. i try to explain that to people and they just give me an uncomprehending blank stare.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
That's A Good One !


TAGS: hold fast to dreams
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:31 pm
Little man in the boat... in the grass. Heh heh. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 10:12 am
Most excellent sir.



BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom

TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...

I - Never finish Anyth


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


BREAKFAST - Ending marriages for over 100 years

WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.

TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them



irony -

TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am
He wasn't the one driving though


TAGS: fast jerk driver danger cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Iconoclast - January 27, 2011, 8:10 pm
Unfortunately they are easy to identify during the winter as they try to drive as if the roads are clear and dry. They do, however, create business for insurance adjusters, tow trucks and lawyers.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2011, 9:13 am
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 11:21 pm
Tis' true. 5


SUPERCARS - Smashing butterflies at 260 mph since the first time we put a tank engine in a car for fun

TAGS: fast cars
Rating: 4.71/5

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TAGS: flames run fast fire pzy
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Especially when you show their Boss the video footage of them playing with themselves during company time..!!


MISS MONEY SAYS - Borrow money From pessimists They don't expect it back

Mooove iT ! -

TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


TAGS: steadfast dependable persistent monotonous regular
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - March 10, 2011, 6:03 pm
Ain't that the truth, 5 corporate kiss asses


ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?

TAGS: motifake olympic games fastest time drinking 26 beers
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:22 am
The first Guinness would make me puke.
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:56 pm
I think they could give Cubby a good contest. 5 chugs
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:18 pm
Oh, and I want to see aggy and Moo+ head to head on this. Each round, both have to take a shot of whiskey and chug a Guinness...
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:16 pm
Na, good like it is LD. I'd assume the purpose would be NOT to hurl in this...
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 2:03 pm
On second thought, I could have called this one "Hurling"...hmmmmm.


TAGS: fast food kills
Rating: 3.61/5

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BoneCD - August 13, 2009, 8:11 am
My arteries are living proof...well they were...that and 4 packs a day almost killed me (twice)!
Ed-Hyde - August 13, 2009, 7:26 am
No pushpin, no tape . . . its Maaagggicccc. How does it stay up? Hmm, bet ron gets that question a lot.


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 3.48/5

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Scorpio7 - January 31, 2009, 1:49 pm
I didn't know that sharks ate pussy...
... - November 20, 2008, 3:04 am

Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm

Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.

FAMOUS QUOTE - Because having big balls means having the ability to run fast


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


FAST FOOD - Do you still want to know what's in the secret sauce?

TAGS: fast food
Rating: 2.82/5

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TAGS: shit breakfast happy gilmore golf
Rating: 2.6/5

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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Honestly if you want help with any of your posters you can PM any of the regs and we will do our best to help you out.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 7:02 pm
Lol, of course not... I thought you were trying to crap on my MF... but I recognize, you're right; I just want to go on and get better on this ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
Maybe RL, but it was tasteless advice. Shame on me.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:52 pm

"Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do."....hmmm. face wasn't attacking you. he gave advice...good advice.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
This is tasteless and unfunny. By Google standards the profanity makes it tasteless, it's unfunny because all you did was quote a screen shot from a movie. Theres no originality to this at all it's just a rip off of something that was funny.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 5:56 pm

dude seriously...faceplant is one of the best in here. i listen to what he says and i get better. aggyy...that prick is the best in here... his advice is not an option however. just sayin...one noob to another dude.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
The treat is being able to look back on your old posters and facepalm... it's all part of getting better.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:49 pm
A lot are here specifically to crapon posters... but, if it's coming from regulars here, it's sound advice. Everyone has tried and failed before finding their niche - no regular or greybeard has a motifake collection that is 100% great. Not by far.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 3:41 pm
Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:32 pm
angelous... gonna have to take a deep breath and listen to those who have been here for awhile. You're not being crapped on, you're being offered advice from those who have been through this. Lighten up... these aren't insults.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
O really, i was giving you advice and you are the one whining. Make a good motifake yourself and then your judgement will actually mean something.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:51 pm
and who are you?, a crybaby?... Approved means approved, go to cry on your own motifakes, they're sufficiently tasteless and nonfunny ;).
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 2:43 pm
This isn't a motifake, sorry. taking a pic from a movie and then putting somewhat of a quote from the movie isn't funny. Be original, movie quotes are good to use, just find a pic other than the movie that the quote compliments.

ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!

BACONATOR - what kind of faggot wants to try a sandwich called the baconator?

TAGS: food baconator wendy s fast fat
Rating: 1.44/5

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Dr. Manhattan - May 7, 2009, 9:58 pm
As opposed to figuratively eating one?
Ethan - April 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
I literally ate one of those the other day...they are great...but my chest does hurt after i eat one...
Fatty - October 27, 2008, 10:14 am
a fat kid who wants to die of a heart attack
GoForthAndDie - August 19, 2008, 10:17 pm
The ONLY way to improve that sammich is replacing the beef w/ even more bacon.
datnigga - August 12, 2008, 5:33 pm
your dad.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:48 am
the ONLY meat more manly than bacon is steak! and its a good burger

IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.


TAGS: aprchallenge breaking up faster is better
Rating: 4.71/5

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SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
Break it up!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:44 am
5 tuck n rolls for you sicko
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hint: Don't take your foot off of the gas. Reap the benefits.


TAGS: freedom fast furious farrah cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:57 pm
fail in progress ladies and gentlemen



beached Whales -

TAGS: obese beaches fast food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 7:47 pm
Bring it on big boy! But leave your chair at the beach...and shake the sand out of your spandex thong...ewww the image!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:06 am
I took the power chair (duh)…….now I’m gonna get you, Missy....gonna get you r-e-a-l good

QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.



TAGS: definition fast food wars
Rating: 4.25/5

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David A - February 3, 2010, 11:24 am
They say that if you work really hard, you can be promoted to fries! Keep taking these jobs B4 the illegals get to them. 2late you lazy bastards!
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2010, 11:22 pm
Been there, done that


TAGS: it is always good to be a fast learner
Rating: 4.21/5

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Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
5 honk honks
MO - March 9, 2010, 1:50 pm
AH HA!! I see what you did there! 5 purple nurples! And no I'm not!! (nik)



TAGS: challenge mistakes fasttimes ridgemonthigh
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
Fast Times ...FTW 5/5

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - Troll Face Buttered Toast sold separately.


TAGS: running faster in circles
Rating: 3.81/5

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Toasty - November 17, 2009, 9:41 am
Haha, there is an AFN commercial similar to this picture.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 17, 2009, 2:27 am
Excellent, and almost (dum dum dummmmmm!...Motivational! or at least inspired. I liked this one a lot, and gave it 5 lazy ass lions fishing and drinking beer.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 9:23 pm
Others may fall behind, but that doesn't mean anal is out of the question.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 9:22 pm
Very nice Derek.
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 9:08 pm
Ha! Cool. Way to think ahead. Extremely clever.
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:06 pm
Many thanks Bart, Aggy and Dre. Oh, the mirrored bit is just a symptom of my silly desire for symmetry.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
whats up with the mirror motifake.com in the lower left?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
I agree wholeheartedly.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
Wow, derek is making some good posters 5/5
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:31 pm
Words to live by. 5/5




SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!

HAPPY TO SEE ME? - or is it morning?

TAGS: breakfast happy morning
Rating: 3.25/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:12 am
Hope those egg's are un-fertilized...!!


VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs

TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm

FACIALS - Necessary to mantain bright and smooth skin also a part of a complete breakfast

TAGS: facials breakfast smooth
Rating: 1.91/5

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Pacifist - September 3, 2009, 5:38 pm
Holy Jesus loving heavens, she just came into my space, but Bricks weren't shat - just a bit disgusted

Only once -

TAGS: steadfast soldier valiant coward death
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:29 am
I remember a comic in MAD Magazine pointing out "True, but that's only because cowards have about 80 years to think about it while most featherbrained heroes get themselves knocked off before they're 25"
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:24 am


Turbo Walker -

TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.

the mao mystery -

TAGS: gotta say it fast
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:53 am
Personally, I'm just glad he choose to pick on Mao's avatar. There's a lot of us that our reasons are down right scary.
rerun - February 16, 2014, 5:49 pm

Sho - February 16, 2014, 4:53 pm
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 4:51 pm
Glad it took (note to self; Greeny= test case). Hey, keeping my poster outta the red box is my white whale.
Greeny - February 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
LOL - the tags confirmed my suspicions!

Autobahn -

Our McLord -

TAGS: fast food blasphemy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2014, 2:37 am
I do think that's how all clown5 should end up - crucified!

breakfast jog -

Casseroles -

TAGS: what we eat fast food cheap easy vintage housewife
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:28 am
Dawg! You trying to say I don't taste good with nothing on me?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:26 am
...a side of fava beans and a bottle of chianti Silvie?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Sod, I'm fast, cheap and easy. But sir, I never tease...teehee.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:17 pm
Ha! You're frequented covered in ketchup? 5 heaping spoonfuls.
Silverheart - April 21, 2014, 7:06 pm

If you're on the menu, then I wanna fork
Oldsod - April 21, 2014, 5:55 pm
Awww...don't tease...

Rebels will change your fate -


TAGS: fast food chicken humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:03 pm

MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 1:02 pm
Ohhh....so many side dishes come to mind...5L Ms. I!